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I Finally Freaking Did It!
18 December 2006 
On 27 December 2006 I broke the 10K mark on demons killed. I had finally slayed over 10,000 demons during my stay in P'mont and Hell's Gate City. Yay for me.
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Warning!
This safehouse protected by:
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 | Sobriety
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| Spastic Colon is currently Drunk off his ass right now!
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 | Spastic Colon Thinks:
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| That demon skulls make great candydishes!
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 | Revenant Killer!
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| This Mercenary has slain the elusive Revenant.
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 | Quimby Pub Supporter
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| Spastic Colon frequents the Quimby Pub in lovely Hell's Gate City. Best hot wings in the tri-state area!
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Live to drink, drink to live.
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| Spastic Colon
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| Joined:
| 2006-11-02
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| Favorite equipment:
| Dual wield shotguns and First Aid and Trauma (FAT) Kits
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| Mercenary profile:
| Spastic Colon recieved his..."colorful" nickname while serving in Iraq as an Army combat medic. His digestive system reacted badly to MRE's and military chow hall food, and that's putting it mildly. He became the scurge of his sleeping tent. Several times while out on combat foot patrols his squad's position was gave away by his loud and pungent flatulence, resulting in several horrific firefights. His squad mates never held it against him though, as a medic Spas was one of the best, as a fighter he was ruthless and calm. He has never panicked, he has never lost a patient, and he will never stop until the demon menace is destroyed forever, or he is finally killed.
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| Fire Team:
| Oats & Tyke: Drunken Samaritans
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| Mercenary Stats:
| Demons Killed:11,147
Mercenaries Resurrected:27
Mercenaries Health Restored:592
Missions Completed:0
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| Journal:
| Journal for Spastic Colon
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| Quote:
| "I have found my calling."
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Main Page Stats
I finally made #1 in the top 10 overall in 24 hours on 18 December 2006. w00t w00t for me!
You can find me at:
I am currently living in Hell's Gate City within Shipe Memorial Police Station at 10°S, 21°E. The Hell's Gate HQ founded by Viva La Humanity. It is the new HQ for the Drunken Samaritans Hell' s Gate Chapter. The team also has the following safehouses in HGC, Splinter Pub and Fort Pinchock. Coords for those two will follow. They are Oats & Tyke: Drunken Samaritans Fire Team safehouses and all are welcome!
I have borrowed the code created by sloop for this map. Thank you sloop for this great code!
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Hafenbrack
Memorial
Hospital
(009,020)
| Bausley
Square
(009,021)
| Brazinski
Residential
Towers
(0099,022)
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Building
Construction
Site
(010,020)
| Shipe
Memorial
Police Station
(010,021)
| Building
Construction
Site
(010,022)
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Neidert
Home
(011,020)
| Desso
Home
(011,021)
| Qualey
Condominiums
(011,022)
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Edit: I no longer reside in our Hell's Gate City Headquarters. I have moved back to our teams main HQ, North End PD (7s4e) in Piedmont. The group has been experiencing an influx in new members and I came back to help them out.
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Woody
Residential
Towers
(006,003)
| Savings
Union
Bank
(006,004)
| Ivan's
Kitchen
and Bait
Shop
(006,005)
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Kuchto
Condominiums
(007,003)
| North End
Police
Station
(007,004)
| Alta Plaza
(007,005)
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Fuller
Company
Glass
Warehouse
(008,003)
| East-West Conn
Combat
Academy
(008,004)
| Saint
Joseph's
Hospital
(008,005)
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Misc Crap
I am trying to get all members to tag their user pages. I haven't actually said anything or told anyone, so no wonder I'm the one going around from time to time adding the User category tag to user pagees.
Demons Beware
 | This User Plays Scroll Wars
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This user or group has chosen to join the next great
browser-based MMORPG, Scroll Wars! Enter the
growing realm of DragonSpires today! Or else!
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Welcome to Spastic Colon's World!
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