User:Amber Karin

1: There is no lord but Nathan, and Karen is his prophet.

2: Wheaties are not a suitable trade replacement for adrenaline serums, breakfast of champions or not.

3: Ghouls are not the other white meat.

4: Duct taping a live Imp to your teammate's forehead is strictly frowned on.

5: A shot in the groin is worth three in the chest.

6: Never, ever, ever, ever (that's right, never) contradict your fireteam captain.

7: Unless (s)he is blatantly wrong, in which case go for it.

8: Under no circumstances are you to give chocolate to the Ghouls - it gives them gas.

9: The sewers are not your personal rock 'n roll area.

10: AK-47's contain small parts, and may not be suitable for children under 3.

11: I don't care if it results in funny faces, gun barrels are not to be used to clean out a Grunt's ear.

12: Demonic portals are not to be used for toasting marshmallows.

13: Spray paint is not a deodorant substitute.

14: No, you may not claim your name is "*insert name* the Magnficent".

15: Demons carcasses are not trophies and should not be nailed to safehouse walls, spray painted or otherwise.

16: Ghouls do not make suitable pets, and flushing them down the toilet when they get too big is not a useful solution.

17: Demon lint is not a parsley substitue.

18: "Go and shove it" is not an acceptable response to a revive request.

19: No you may not refer to your fireteam captain as your "sugar daddy".

20: The radio is not for telemarketing.

21: Not allowed to play 'Pulp Fiction' with a suction-cup dart pistol and your fireteam captain.

22: Not allowed to trade company equipment for 'magic beans'.

23: The loudspeaker system is not to be used to replace the radio.

24: Your chain of command has neither the time nor the inclination to hear about what you did with six boxes of Fruit Roll-Ups.

25: You must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.

26: Not allowed to add pictures of fireteam captains you don't like to War Criminal posters.

27: Calling in backup is not a one-size-fits-all response.

28: Piedmont is not Malton, therefore you may not shoot at your teammates if they enter the building moaning and/or banging into the walls.

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